"You were asking me the question you freak."
"No I will not turn this Christmas wreath into an alien."
"Look it's a baby with an afro!"
"Bry, friends come and go, but family is forever!"
"But I don't wanna be stay with you people forever."
"I thought I turned up the volume on my phone!"
"Well did you turn up the volume on your hearing aide?"
"Boys are so gullible."
"No we're not!"
"Did you know if you say orange really fast it sounds like gullible?"
"Orranngeee.."
"Idiot."
"Let me ask you guys something, do you cry when you throw up? Cause sometimes I do.."
"I ate like six fiber one bars in one day. Totally wrecked my stomach."
"Does Harvard have a football team?"
"How bout I meet you in-"
"How bout you sit there and be quiet."
"Okay."
"I'm gonna call you tonight, baby."
"Um, no that's okay."
'So I went to Lehman's house-"
"You went to Lehman's house?!"
"Oh wait, NOO! I meant his room, I knocked on his door."
"Oh I was gonna say..."
"My mom calls him a 'She-it'."
"It sounds like you're saying the s word with an accent."
*repeat over and over again*
"Bry, you're not gonna die with one bad grade. I graduated with straight f's and I turned out fine."
*buying halloween costume*
"Oh, interesting costume haha.."
"Oh yeah, you're Rachel's friend. The one that likes Nicki Minaj."
"Jared, your sister gave you a compliment! Go give her a hug!"
"Don't touch me fool."
"It's called better than sex cake."
"Well I wouldn't know."
"Can fat people skinny dip?"
"TAKE THAT MARCHING BAND!!"
"I rented Narnia."
"You went to Narnia?!?!"
"Yes Noel, I went to Narnia."
"I think I just saw a bear!! Oh wait it's a cow.."
